Originally published Fall 2012.
Wacky Science Answers:
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(b) Schoknecht P. Growth and Teat Ownership in a Litter of Binturongs. Zoo Biology 1984; 277.
2) (a) Fabricated.
(b) Markey PM, Markey CN. Seasonal Variation in Internet Keyword Searches: A Proxy Assessment of Sex Mating Behaviors. Archives of sexual behavior 2012.
(c) Waters OR, Daneshmend T, Shirazi T. An incidental finding of a gastric foreign body 25 years after ingestion. BMJ case reports 2011; 2011: 1–2.
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